DISQUS

Political Wire: Sanford Cancels Schedule -- Taegan Goddard's Political Wire

  • kewgardens · 5 months ago
    Threesome in Argentina!!!!!
  • Adlib · 5 months ago
    Haha... I was thinking more along the lines of he finally was able to convince Jenny how cool it would be to meet his lover and soul-mate, Maria. :)
  • E_Grise · 5 months ago
    You and adlib beat me to it.
  • pisher · 5 months ago
    You know, I actually went hiking on the Appalachian Trail last weekend. In the literal sense. It's fun. Sanford should have really done that. We got to this rock formation known as The Lemon Squeezer. Which I imagine is where Sanford's nuts are right about now. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

    ;)
  • gypc_dave · 5 months ago
    "Mark, I think we should spice things up a bit. In fact, I'd like to try a little S&M. I'll be the S, and you can be my bitch."

    "Yes, dear ... Are you going to punish me?"

    "No, I'm going to castate you with a dull Swiss Army Knife dropped on the Appalachian Trail by some guy from New York."
  • pisher · 5 months ago
    For the record, I don't normally hike with a knife.

    But if I do, it's never dull. ;)
  • Eyebee · 5 months ago
    This is the wittiest comment I've seen so far, about the whole sorry escapade.
  • sylhines · 5 months ago
    What news, he is news when he spends time with his wife and news when he spends time with his soul mate. The citizens of SC would love to hear the news he resigned. Citizens will be subjected to this BS for the next 17 months and he was not productive in his first 6 years in office so do not expect him to do any state business.

    The wife deserve him, the soul mate deserve him if she could get to him but the people of SC don't deserve this.
  • gypc_dave · 5 months ago
    Hear, hear!
  • rainfresh · 5 months ago
    If I was his wife...I would give them to each other...sure wouldn't take him back. How can she crawl in bed with him and he pretending it was his love?
  • tiredofit · 5 months ago
    So does the LG get to be governor this time?
  • icfantv · 5 months ago
    are we to read this as "they're in counseling" or "he's buying all kinds of expensive stuff for her in an effort to apologize."
  • E_Grise · 5 months ago
    Since the money is hers he'd have to borrow it from her. But at least this time she'd get something of value in return.
  • washlib34 · 5 months ago
    Don't cry for me, Carolina! :)
  • DrTrocar · 5 months ago
    Why on earth does anyone care about this character? I don't care if he moves into the best whorehouse in Charleston or Buenos Aires; permanently. He is going to finish his term come hell or high water or what anyone else thinks. Get used to the fact.
  • leo · 5 months ago
    Someone must be pregnant.

    [I love these 'family values' GOPers.]